Funny

[Barna Biro]

Stii ca acel clip a fost facut acum 1 milion de ani?
Oricum, e acceptabil si in zilele noastre...

[alexxcz]

noob alert... nu sunt la curent cu tehnologia asta numita internet

[alexxcz]

Sper ca asta http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxjJ7ai5 ... re=related nu mai e invechita

[Barna Biro]

Hahah Pe asta n-o stiam, super tare!

[alexxcz]

Ok, e cam lung... dar si acum mai rad de la el http://ampiplus.blogspot.com/2010/04/ad ... raila.html

[Resurrected]

http://www.sport.ro/fotbal-extern/video ... oplay=true very funny...

[alexxcz]

[alexxcz]

Client: ”We like your proposal and enthusiam, but we really can’t afford you. How much would you charge to rent out your computer?”

Me: ”Excuse me?”

Client: ”Our Sales Manager is pretty creative. We could just have him come to your office on a Saturday or something and knock this thing out.”

Me: ”You don’t want to hire me, but instead want to… rent… my computer??”

Client: ”Yeah. And you could be there. You know, to give him some tips if he gets stuck. Maybe toss in a creative idea or two. In fact, we’ll do all of the work and still use your creative ideas. It’s a win-win!”

Clients from Hell

[Resurrected]

Boc propune ca semn de recunostinta sa se tipareasca un timbru cu Basescu.
Se duce Boc deghizat, la un oficiu postal, sa vada cum se vinde timbrul.
- Nu se vinde, spune functionarul.
- De ce?
- Nu se lipeste.
Cere Boc un timbru, il linge pe lipici, il pune pe un plic si-i arata functionarului:
- De ce spui ca nu se lipeste? Uite, se lipeste!
- Da, spune functionarul, dar toti scuipa pe fatza , nu-l ling pe dos ca dumneavoastra...

[Barna Biro]

Hehe, cruel but so true...